Columbian Sunrise

farting in someones coffee.

I totally gave Marcus a Columbian sunrise in his coffee.

by someguyontheinternet87 October 31, 2009

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005

Surprise anal

Surprise anal is where a guy, probably a Captain Brownsword, starts by patrolling a bar until he comes across a female wearing a short dress or skirt, sitting on a high bar stool.

Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is;

A - Definitely a lady
B - A willing participant

He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube.

Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar.

Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice.

He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water.

Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.

'Look, theres a surprise anal going on at the bar, you can see the women is getting a damn good piping and loving ever second. Her mate looks really jealous'

'Wait there, I have just seen Captain Brownsword at the bar. I need to go and take off my panties, lube up and get the bar quick before he plants one in another lucky slut. Please help, I might never get another chance like this one'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

washington surprise

have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you're seated. if she's like most girls, she won't want you to 'icky' in her mouth, so warn her when you're about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell "Surprise!" and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.

Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.

by zackeus83 May 15, 2006

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

eskimo surprise

An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.

Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise

Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.

by Annonymus contributor August 10, 2006