an ice breaker to be used after an extremely awkward moment. it derives from one of demetri martin's jokes about a bathroom stall.
girl 1: "ew, why is that girl bald?"
girl 2: "...she has cancer."
girl 1: "...toy story 2 was okay."
girl 2: "...she has cancer."
girl 1: "...toy story 2 was okay."
by carpal May 24, 2010
Get the toy story 2 was okay mug.A freshman in high school had a friend. He was a sexy badass country boy. He had lots of girls but she didnt care. He was hot. So she told him she liked him and he liked her too. He gave her his number and they texted for a few weeks. After a while they started talking about sex. He asked he to go fishing with him. She said yes and convinced her parents to let her go. The next day he drove by her house in his loud 95 chevy truck to pick her up. They drove to his fishing spot and got out and sat on the banks of a lake. They started talking and he kissed her. Before they knew it they were frenching. Then she hopped on top of him and he started grabbing her ass. He flipped her over and unbottoned her jeans. He inserted his fingers into he pussy and she was already wet. He started penetrating her. After 5 minutes she came. Then she turned over and unbotoned his pants and she grabbed his dick and started sucking it until he came too. They both zipped up and went back to his truck. They promised to do this again and next time get to 4th base.
by Real_Country_Girl December 20, 2018
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Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
by angda13 May 12, 2009
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mom: yes dear child
you: I have the craziest sex story! Sarah gave me a blowjob then I fucked the shit out of her!
dad: atta boy!!!
mom: yes dear child
you: I have the craziest sex story! Sarah gave me a blowjob then I fucked the shit out of her!
dad: atta boy!!!
by fat.ogre.loves.2eat.pie October 13, 2022
Get the sex story mug.Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
by Coolius October 22, 2008
Get the cool story dude mug.david: "dude you gatta hear about this, blah blah blah"
JC: "nice story karla"
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Karla: "blah blah blah.. then i saw him later... blah blab blab blab blaw... how cool is that???"
jc: "nobody cares karla" (karla story)
JC: "nice story karla"
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Karla: "blah blah blah.. then i saw him later... blah blab blab blab blaw... how cool is that???"
jc: "nobody cares karla" (karla story)
by Ralphiel nugga June 1, 2010
Get the karla story mug.a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
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