shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.

Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

big blind special

In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.

Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"

Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."

by Juuuergen July 8, 2012

Olive Garden Special

Fingering a girl with an Olive Garden Bread stick, while using olive oil as the lube.

I got Olive Garden to go and me and my girlfriend had the Olive Garden Special

by xxjvp409xx May 12, 2014

The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

back alley special

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017

The Shanthanu Special

1. A casual way of threatening to inflict mental and sexual harm
2.A special Krispy Kreme donut found in Santa Cruz typically confused with Raspberry donut.

1. "Come here buddy i'll give you the Shanthanu Special!!!!"
2. Kuwaiti guy: Can I please have the Shanthanu Special
Krispy Kreme Lady: What? we don't have that here
Kuwaiti guy: The Shanthanu special the one from Santa Cruz
Krispy Kreme Lady: OOOH you the the Rasperry one !!
Kuwaiti guy: Yes that one!!

by Srhapa April 23, 2021