by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019
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by Deprovillia April 15, 2020
Get the Sleep deprovillia mug.The opposite of a raging Arnold:
A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.
A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.
A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?
Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
Get the Sleeping Bennet mug.Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
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"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 6, 2010
Get the sleep stiffer mug.When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.
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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
by mr.burnside May 27, 2017
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