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Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The thirteenth episode of the Simpsons Eighth Season. It has someone named Shary Bobbins, who becomes the Simpson's nanny, after Marge Simpson looses her hair for an unknown reason. the episode is a reference to Marry Poppins, since Shary Bobbins is based on Marry Poppins and the episode title is a spoof based on the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
M:Well look at this, the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious is on tonight!

S: Is the episode title a spoof on that word, whatever it is?
M: You mean Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Yes it is.
S: Great, stupid repeat episode.
by The Simpsons Lover Guy May 15, 2009
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simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp
You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention
by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020
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todoroki simp

me i am a todoroki simp. He is fine a hell just saying, i will marry this man no matter what NO MATTER WHAT!
todoroki simp: nice face its a lil chrispy

shoto todoroki: (^///^)
by todoroki wife October 25, 2020
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Simp

Someone who says they do not talk to a girl that they secretly have a crush on but actually talk to them all the time.
Nathan is simping on Rachel because he says he does not talk to her but instead they talk all the time.

Nathan comments on all of her tiktoks and instagram pics. What a simp
by natesimpmiros May 26, 2020
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Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.
That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.
by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004
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OJ Simpson

a former football star for the Buffalo Bills, a sociopoath and cold-blooded killer. The only people who think he is innocent are the nieve, stupid blacks. If anybody belives this man is innocent then they are really stupid or have their head up their ass. He may not be a convicted killer but he is a killer nonetheless. He brutally killed his wife Nicloe Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman in a fit of rage in June 1994 at their Brentwood (Los Angeles), CA home. He threatened suicide in the backseat of his Ford Bronco driven by his best friend Al Cowlings down the I-405 Freeway in the nations' most highly rated car chase. If he is so innocent then where is the evidence of another killer? Gimme' a break. Everyone knows he did it. So does the blacks but they won't admit it because he is black too. It makes me sick.

The only reason this man was acquitted was because the stupid jury was afraid a conviction would lead to another Los Angeles race riot. The "trial of the century" was the most notorious murder trial in the media. Simpson holds no shamed for the killings and has fluanted his acquital in our face. He has become a narcisist.

Since his acquittal, Simpson's life has been a living hell. He lost a civil trail against the Goldman and Brown families and was held liable for the deaths. He owes the families of the victims millions, of which he has yet to pay. He has been expelled from nightclubs, restaurants, passenger aircraft, golf courses, etc. The rights to his book "IF I Did It..." are owned by the Goldman family in which Simpson provides us clues of his guilt. What a guy.
OJ Simpson is a cold-blooded killer, narcisist and sociopath.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 27, 2007
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