by stuartc1 October 6, 2019
Get the self-bussedmug. Me: This song is the best song ever!
You: no it actually sucks ...
Me: what ever bro this song slaps
You: stop self-gaslighting dude we all know that song is trash
You: no it actually sucks ...
Me: what ever bro this song slaps
You: stop self-gaslighting dude we all know that song is trash
by knowlegde69 December 14, 2021
Get the self-gaslightingmug. The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
Get the Self Dutchingmug. While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
by jagwaggin March 22, 2011
Get the self washmug. Sitting on Urban Dictionary, editing stuff, until you come across the thing you just sent in for publishing. A moment of pure awesome as you hit the 'publish' button, a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment of shame as you hit the 'don't publish' or a moment of 'I'm gonna let someone else decide' as you hit the 'I don't know' button.
Girl: I was soooooo bored that I was editing on Urban Dictionary for so long that I actually got one of my own publishes!
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
by ECJF April 13, 2013
Get the Self-editmug. I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Self-Definitionmug. Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.
I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!
I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"
Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"
Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
by JRaye February 26, 2011
Get the Self Helpochondriacmug.