Term for a chav/skally who turn 16 (sometimes) and steal a "ped". Always a 50cc 5 year old moped with stupid looking silver stripes and a pathetic looking/sounding "racing exhaust" (yes because people race moped all the time huh?). Not to be confused with real motorcycle LEARNERS who will progress on to bigger and better bikes, these piss poor wannabes will soon be trading in their "pimpin wheels" for a used metro to pose around in.
Commonly seen with 2/3 chavs to one moped running from the police, safety equipment worn usually involves a t-shirt and the usual tracky bottoms for the boys, same for the girls but think jackets with furry collers add style points.
Very occasionally a 50cc field bike can be used instead, but these have less room under the seat for white lightning and so are frowned upon by most in the scooter trash alternative.
Scooter trash like to travel in groups when possible, forming a scene like that of the Adidas advert with the famous footballers riding around on Lambretta's at 20 mph. They can be found regularly posing on their "ped" in town centres, surrounded by a large group of lesser skallies who have not yet found a ped to steal.
Commonly seen with 2/3 chavs to one moped running from the police, safety equipment worn usually involves a t-shirt and the usual tracky bottoms for the boys, same for the girls but think jackets with furry collers add style points.
Very occasionally a 50cc field bike can be used instead, but these have less room under the seat for white lightning and so are frowned upon by most in the scooter trash alternative.
Scooter trash like to travel in groups when possible, forming a scene like that of the Adidas advert with the famous footballers riding around on Lambretta's at 20 mph. They can be found regularly posing on their "ped" in town centres, surrounded by a large group of lesser skallies who have not yet found a ped to steal.
"Ning Ning Niiiiiiiiiing"
Biker one: "Is there a fly around here somewhere?"
Biker two: "Naw just scooter trash comin up the road"
Biker one: "Is there a fly around here somewhere?"
Biker two: "Naw just scooter trash comin up the road"
by GSXRocker750 February 16, 2005
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Hanging around where you're not wanted. A pesky hanger-on who won't take a hint and take the slip. Similar to a set of balls.
by itsnotup2u June 8, 2007
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Today's scooterboy is now middle aged, married with children and with the same labouring job he has had for the past 30 years. He wears combat trousers and shoehorns himself in the same Levi denim jacket covered in ratty rally patches and sewn-on bar towels he had in 1983 to show you his legitimacy. Attends scooter rallies to drink himself into oblivion in solidarity with other scooterboys, partially because that's what he did when he was 17 but mostly to forget his current sad existence. Can't stand any scooter that isn't a manual two stroke Vespa or Lambretta. Loves to get verbally abusive and threatening towards anyone in the scooter scene but outside his narrow social group.
Repeats the same stories about getting drunk at rallies in the 1980s, riding mates' scooters unlicenced with no lights throughout the night before crashing. Often he will write these stupid stories down and send them into Scootering magazine to be published. Also, after having been shown how to operate a computer recently by their kids, they have discovered that getting on the internet while drunk and abusing other scooter riders, mods, or blow-ins (someone who bought a scooter after they did and therefore have illegitimate views or rights to go to rallies or other scooter events) gives meaning to their existence.
Today's scooterboy is now middle aged, married with children and with the same labouring job he has had for the past 30 years. He wears combat trousers and shoehorns himself in the same Levi denim jacket covered in ratty rally patches and sewn-on bar towels he had in 1983 to show you his legitimacy. Attends scooter rallies to drink himself into oblivion in solidarity with other scooterboys, partially because that's what he did when he was 17 but mostly to forget his current sad existence. Can't stand any scooter that isn't a manual two stroke Vespa or Lambretta. Loves to get verbally abusive and threatening towards anyone in the scooter scene but outside his narrow social group.
Repeats the same stories about getting drunk at rallies in the 1980s, riding mates' scooters unlicenced with no lights throughout the night before crashing. Often he will write these stupid stories down and send them into Scootering magazine to be published. Also, after having been shown how to operate a computer recently by their kids, they have discovered that getting on the internet while drunk and abusing other scooter riders, mods, or blow-ins (someone who bought a scooter after they did and therefore have illegitimate views or rights to go to rallies or other scooter events) gives meaning to their existence.
I was going to attend the scooter rally but there will be far too many drunk, fat and balding scooterboys dancing to Dexys Midnight Runners.
by Darth Plonk February 11, 2015
Get the Scooterboy mug.When Donald trump uses the word “totally” it automatically becomes “scrotally” as he is a complete scrotum.
We are scrotally going to build the wall!
by Wordsmith2911 December 24, 2018
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Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"
Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"
OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!
Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"
Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"
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Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.
Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.
by ahhduhh June 16, 2004
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