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screwdified

The act of being screwed
"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"
by Sean November 22, 2004
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Mis-screwed

Everything in my life is so mis-screwed right now, I dont know whether I'm coming or going.
by Shareese Havens February 18, 2009
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Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman
1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.
by Panzer23 April 26, 2011
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screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull
hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
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Inuyasha Screwdriver

While watching inuyasha you start to masterbate on a fat girls breasts then you fill up a gatorade bottle with diarea and scream BONZAI while pouring the poo on a screwdriver and shoving it into her vagina but this cannot be done during the actual show it has to be done in a commercial break
Bob:Bettys mom must be in so much pain right now after I gave her that inuyasha screwdriver.
by luvs2shit76 June 27, 2010
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screw on all

screw on all screw on all
by ?? February 1, 2003
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