Salman

هيامي و عمري وقلبي

one of the most amazing people,bro he’s just an amazing friend,son,boyfriend everything you can think of, he’s so funny without even trying and his jokes make me crack up so hard (even if it’s not funny) he’s so cute and amazing to the point where he makes other boys look shitty and blurry in my eye bc he’s the only light i see god he makes me wanna cry i love stalking him

والله لو ما تحبه اطلع القصيمي الي فيني و اخليك تبوس رجله
His level of maturity is something i've always admired and hes a MAN everything about him is manly it makes me wanna cry his eyes look manly his body his hair his ugh i cant even continue cause it's endless he'll js make u love him غصبن عنكم

yo yo whos this handsome man over there?!?

Oh him? thats salman, dodys husband and every girls dream. a man that can make another man. gay for him

by dody23 July 21, 2024

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023

salmuto

a salmuto is no

oh your salmuto allowed to play your games

by Salmuto September 26, 2023

Salman

Someone with a small shoe size

Salman has a tiny thingy

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Salman

The most handsome man with the prettiest eyes and has the most caring heart once you fall inlove with him you wont be able to forget him!!!! He can be silly at times but he makes anyones life better
Hes unbelievably sweaty at some games but atleast he can protect you! And once he cares about you its the best feeling ever everyday its great when you spend it with Salman especially night conversations

“Im so glad i have a Salman he brightens up my world”

by Tartan_20 November 6, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023