by Skies8569 November 25, 2021

by dro'man November 24, 2021

Roman has a rock hard cock. He loves his bmx bike and hell give you a golden shower. He has the best drugs and the realest of personalities. Down to earth and tough as fuck. He has the hands of God. He would never hit a girl or put her in danger. His eyes will make your heart beat.
Roman is fucking sexy. Roman makes me wet.
by Crimsonandcloverbaby August 23, 2022

Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)
Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
by BHJ~E@L@HLU~ November 15, 2021

National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.
by coding123 July 29, 2024
