English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.

I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.

by Bobeedle June 15, 2023

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Don't be a rob

Equivalent to don't be a bitch

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work

by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022

rob face

The look you give when you agree to something, but don't really want to.

You just said yes, why am I getting g the Rob Face

by Jim frankenberry March 11, 2025

Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.

He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019