The Righi

The process of sucking the soul out of a man with one fell swoop. Very few people of a certain lineage are able to acquire this skill.

“Did you hear about Big Joe?”
“Yea, he got The Righi and became a shell of the man he once was”

by I hope not January 31, 2020

right-hand complex

Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.

(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."

by gamma_xi February 21, 2009

rightard

a word made up by butthurt leftards to deflect from their own mental disabilities.

purple haired tranny "i was so upset about being called a leftard, i swapped the words and called them a rightard"

other purple haired tranny"wow you're so smart, you showed them!"

by wafflehunter January 30, 2023

Mr. Right Now

All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.

by filjoe June 22, 2015

Right Half Down

To be stoned out of your mind whilst driving around town with your right window half down so that others can also know that you are baked as fuck.

'Are you right half down, right now?'
'oh fuck yeah.'

by mindin June 4, 2009

Right rack ripped

Getting extremly drunk

Ah ya, me and Deaner are gonna get right rack ripped on Pilsner tonight!!

by Metalazfuck October 2, 2010

right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.

"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"

by jsd9632 February 6, 2012