retarded

So stupid it's astonishing.

worse i was ever in was last winter me an 3 of my boys went to go steal dirtbikes from another naborhood far as shit from ares like 45 min car ride ,well anyway we broke into the shed ,an when we went to get the bikes they were chained 2gather with a thick ass chain ,and the onloy thing in the shed to use was a fuckin big ass filer ,so we took turns fileing it for like 30 mins an we started to get close then i went out to go check an make sure no1 was comin ,as soon as i stepped out i seen this big ass dude runnin at me so i told every1 sum1s comin an we all ran out into the woods ,so im runnin for a second next thing i no i get stuck in a big ass thron bush one of my boys stoped to help me get out of it ,it took like 15 mins ,then b4 i was fully freeed from the bush we seen the dude an sum1 else he was with comin towards us so we started to run ,an i didnt realize but my shoes were still stuck an tangled in the thorn bush so when i went to run my shoes came off an the dude was to close for me to try an grab them lol ,so i hadda run with no shoes to make a longg ass story short because there is much much much mopre crazy shit that ended up hapening that night, but i hadda spend the rest of the night in some cold ass weather an it snowed there the day b4 not much just a few inches but to be runnin in even a inch of snow with just socks on is cold lol plus with no jacket/hoodie or anything an the naborhood we went to steal them from in nothin but woods an shit so i hadda go round for like 4 hours in like an inch or 2 of snow in the woods no shoes an freezein till finally my one boy found some kids house he ew an we stayed there till the mornin then cought a train home by the way i still had no shoes on the walk to the train then on the train itself then when we got off an hadda walk to the bus stop then from were the bus left us off till my house

RETARDED

by WGP>You27k December 13, 2008

Unknowingly Retarded

A state of being that primarily exists in the young and foolish. Someone who has been no place, almost no education, no life experience. Yet, they know everything, have been everywhere, and have been through it all. Serves no purpose in the world other than being an annoyance to those who do.

You would think his constant embarrassment would be a clue. How can someone be so unknowingly retarded?

by WAR SPYD3R January 28, 2009

retarted

people that aren't preps

they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

Retarded 9 Year Old

This funny kid makes the most funniest videoes ever! Search youtube!

Retarded 9 Year Old

by Retaded9YearOld March 13, 2010

retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways

"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"

by retarted giraffe man October 24, 2008

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

RetarFed

a new and improved medication in helping you deal with your struggles with mentally retarded peoples

When you are fed up with the mentally retarded in today's society, RetarFed!

by LuLu March 7, 2004