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by poopoolooloo January 27, 2021

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

Retadism

The condition of being so god damn stupid that you've passed the point of Retardism and we have to drop a whole R just to show the significance of it.

Guy 1: "Did he seriously think it would take 10 Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: "I don't think I've ever seen this level of Retadism."

by Dumbass510 March 5, 2021

reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

readence

Derived from the words "Bad-ass Mother-fucker" or Party Machine. German drinking Champion!!!!!
Gets along with the Team Thoren clan!

Sam L. Jackson could've said,"My wallet says Readence on it" rather than,"My wallet says Bad-ass Mother-fucker on it"
-From Pulp Fiction

by ToddR. June 13, 2008

read/edit

In writing, or especially in typing, when you read over something you've already written and make modifications as you go. For example, you read "happy, joyful, optimistic" and change it to "happy, joyful, and optimistic." Read/editing is usually done in a casual situation, like a Facebook message to a friend, but can also apply to more serious situations, like your college application.

Martha was nervous about the message her text would send, so she spent a minute read/editing it.

by Lieutenant Commander DATA September 24, 2011