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RealistGlizzy

RealistGlizzy is a twitter user who’s part of FT. He’s once been exposed as a nonce after a screenshot appeared of him sexually talking to a 15 year old whilst he was 17. He also reps the biggest fraud to ever grace the history of the English premier league and that is Anthony Lè Noncé Martial who cheats on his birds.
Don’t be a RealistGlizzy - don’t be a nonce and talk to underage girls
by AFCMax9 May 28, 2020
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realisgamexia

Realisgamexia is a view in which your mind makes things in real life look like realistic video game graphics.
I have Realisgamexia.
by A made up psychological effect September 30, 2020
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realises

when you realize that everything you've worked your whole life for has been a lie.
For realises?
by fantasywizards December 2, 2020
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Realismmorphotivity

When your mind has been morphed into thinking real life looks like videogame graphics.
I have realismmorphotivity, I can't tell if what I'm looking at is videogame graphics or real life.
by photivity January 26, 2021
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Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf
I want... to teach me how to do realistate
by Chicherito March 17, 2021
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