Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber.

"When you look at your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy."

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber

"When you see your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy"

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Rubbered

Stoned to fuck

I was heavy rubbered out my cupboard last night after smoking that bag of green, almost hit a bitch whitey.

by Barv123 November 19, 2020

Rubber Duck

Ham Radio slang for a short rubberized antenna found standard on many handheld two way radios.

You usually want to upgrade your rubber duck to a quality antenna.

by Los.photon November 24, 2020