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Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.
"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."
by Graham464 May 3, 2025
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Black-quote

black-quote
noun/ˈblæk ˌkwoʊt/

1. The act of deliberately misrepresenting or distorting someone’s words to give them a negative, harmful, or misleading meaning contrary to the original intent.Example: “She used a black-quote to make my comment about teamwork sound like I was criticizing the group.”
2. A statement that has been intentionally twisted to portray the speaker in a negative light.Example: “His speech was full of black-quotes, painting the opponent as untrustworthy.”

verb (black-quotes, black-quoting, black-quoted)

1. To deliberately misinterpret or misrepresent someone’s words in a way that casts them negatively.Example: “Why do you always black-quote me during debates to make me look like the bad guy?”

Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining “black” (implying darkening or tainting) with “quote” (a cited statement), reflecting the act of corrupting the original meaning of words.

Related forms:

• black-quoting (n.): The practice of misrepresenting words negatively.
• black-quoted (adj.): Describing words or a statement that has been distorted. Example: “My black-quoted remark went viral for all the wrong reasons.”

Usage note: Often used in contexts of debates, social media, or interpersonal conflicts to highlight bad-faith reinterpretation of statements.
Example: “His speech was full of black-quotes, painting the opponent as untrustworthy.”

Example: “Why do you always black-quote me during debates to make me look like the bad guy?”
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Fume quake

When two people are mad at each other, arguing with one another and it is very dangerous for the surrounding people.
Aidan and Martin are in a fume quake right now with this big argument, putting civilians in danger.
by BigBaby76 November 11, 2025
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Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.
Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.
by Meda S. December 25, 2025
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famous movie quotes

a famous movie quote or famous movie quotes are when your watching a movie and you hear a quote and like it and never forget it
FOR EXAMPLE Forrest Gump: "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get"
OR napoleon dynamite: "get your own tots" or The Wizard Of OZ: "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Nathan: Man I love famous movie quotes
Helen: yes honey I do to
by HexaSexaGram March 31, 2015
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the devil quotes scripture

Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse
Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture
by Sextasy April 12, 2015
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Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time
"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.
by WassabiChild February 11, 2017
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