puding pop

COCK YUM YUM EAT IT BEND OVER EAR DA PUDDIN POP-Jason Groves

Hey kid outside my white van wanna touch me puding pop

by Jasanjay May 3, 2018

Poutine

vagina

The softball pitcher reacted slowly to the line drive, taking it right in the poutine.

by Nostalgia for the future December 6, 2020

Potinent

The word my wife uses instead of "potent" but she's too country so she adds a syllable

Wow this weed is really potinent

by ZHuff November 14, 2022

Porkin' Poutine

A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.

Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.

by Dave Priamo October 28, 2008

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

poutine

French fries topped with melting cheese and gravy. invented be the clever kebekers. Or for you dumbass modafockas, French Canadians.

I mean poutine can't be bad for my healt right?

by Bagginssssssssss March 25, 2003

poutine

Canadian dish that has spread in popularity to the Northeastern states. Traditionally it was fried potatoes covered in turkey gravy and sprinkled with the skimmed cheese curds. Modern interpretations are:

Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.

Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.

"Welcome to Quebec - would you like to try some poutine today eh? It should be right oot."

"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."

"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."

by Cass March 16, 2005