waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.

Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.

by Adam W. March 18, 2007

Tiddly Piddle

The action taken when a small child (he/she) has to go to the toilet with someone holding it for them.

Do you need the toilet?
Yes but im scared of the tiddly piddle

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 27, 2016

piddle

piss

i gotta go piddle

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Paddle Axe

Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.

Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?

by Adam Duguay February 18, 2008

puddlescum

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

by Amanda January 17, 2004

Puddlebutt

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Muff Puddler

A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.

Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.

by Bone Hane June 15, 2010