Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

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PUBLICIZE YOUR TWITTER POST ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS
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prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.

Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?

by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015

postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

prostar

Some one exceptionally good at something, often used sarcastically.

Nice catch, prostar

by known December 15, 2003

Post-Nut Guilt

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)

Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.

by Arya D August 5, 2010

post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release

Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary

by geoff April 1, 2005