When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
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what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now.
you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010
-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010
-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.
by the dunner June 23, 2010
Get the Procrastakeener mug.Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
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