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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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ESCAPE PLAN

Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.
by anonymous October 17, 2023
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Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself
by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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dazai has a plan

"Dazai has a plan" is used when a fan favorite character dies and people trying to cop by thinking "Dazai's plan" will save their favorite character.
-Bro Gojo just died in the manga 😭😭😭
-Dw bro Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
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