Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Paidon

Paidon is a very handsome boy be loves taking risk and hanging out with his friends. All though he thinks he has girls falling at his feet he really only has one falling that he doesn't even know of. Paidon is outgoing and talks alot. You'd be lucky to find a paidon.

"Omg paidon talks so much:

by manofthenorth August 18, 2024

plaitis

The most best person you’ll ever meet. They are very kind but sometimes a bit dumb and goofy in a good way ❤️. They are a super alpha rizzler and very skibidi. They are very loyal to the point where they are sometimes aggressive and violent, and has super strong legs. They most likely play soccer. They are an unorganized person and has a messy room/workspace. Overall they are very kind and make amazing friends if you are ever friends with a plaitis be nice to them and appreciate their friendship because their the best❤️, and won’t ever leave you in the long game. They have slight anger issues and daydream about grabbing people by their ponytail and pushing her off a bridge. :)

Girl1: “Omg that girl is so nice and really good at soccer”

Girl2: “oh yea that’s definitely a plaitis”

by Sigma_rizzler_notbrainrot August 22, 2024

Plaining

The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.

Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”

by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024

paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

by Rosanika April 24, 2024

Plains syndrome

A person suffering from plains syndrome acts like they are the main character in any possible situation and they never get out of said character on the Internet. They may also talk excessively about powerscaling and superpower manipulation. Additionally, they might be a weeb, act immaturely and be chronically online (They will constantly take these so called "Breaks from the Internet" which won't last for more than a week.). This quirk makes the person very repulsive and anyone who showed them any compassion should be smitten, destroyed, killed, annihilated and fucked in the ass. Somehow they will always find a lover immediately after a breakup. They may also piss and shit their pants when people call out their mistakes and borderline racist remarks.

Plains suffers from plains syndrome. She had a mental breakdown after everyone ganged up on her and called her a racist because she made a racist joke. (undeserved.)

"What's up my ni- *gets cancelled*" -Plains, 2024

by Panicked Lantern April 30, 2024

Paid actor

A player in a pvp game so terrible at the game or one that makes such a grave mistake, often to the advantage of an opponent, that you start suspecting if said opponent secretly paid them for that screwup. An example would be if a soccer goalie failed to save a very easy to save shot, some audience may suspect the goalie accepted bribes from their opponents to let in an extra goal or two.

However, its most common usage is not to actually accuse players of accepting payment to play worse as such cases are very rare in online games with randoms, but to make fun of people who played so poorly they look like they did.

Teammate A: Bro did you see how badly teammate B choked that easy win
Teammate C: (sarcastically) Must be a paid actor smh my head

by Xavagery May 8, 2024