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Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.
I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”
by Gkpeanut April 20, 2018
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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
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peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota
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Peanut butter hershey macaroons

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.
by heccu-chan May 16, 2018
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Peanutty

As an adjective meaning something closer 2 " petty"
than having the taste of peanuts.
your suggestion makes the job appear peanutty.
by Dartistic June 16, 2018
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peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
by flamingo cave November 1, 2018
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Peanut butter piggy

When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019
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