Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
by SaviorofThePatchy February 23, 2021
The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013
by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 05, 2017
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!
by Charlotte Footlove September 29, 2020