A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
Get the Cabbage Patch hugmug. Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
Get the Patch Headmug. When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.
by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019
Get the Hole Patchmug. God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
Get the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug. A hairy vagina.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
Get the Sasquatch Patchmug. A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
Get the Naperville Patchmug. A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
by The Big......0 December 9, 2020
Get the Pumpkin patchmug.