the last pick

1. the most crucial decision to make as a team captain; 'shall I pick some weenie that will be a negative to this superior squad I've picked or let the other team have him for free?'
2. better than oneshirtwonder.com and canyoudig.com

LJ stunna 84: being the last pick is like the last slice of bread in a loaf
LJ stunna 84: nobody wants it
LJ stunna 84: but somebodys gotta take it in order to have a complete sandwich

by Timmay! September 23, 2004

Wal*mart Picker

A walmart picker is a person who sits outside of walmart and picks through there trash, or precisely any trash looking for their dinner.

I was chilling one day when I saw a Wal*Mart Picker picking out of the local dumpster. Dude,it was disgusting!

by Iyeesha April 20, 2011

scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub

Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in

by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015

Chicken's Pickins

An adjective to describe a place in which there is a large amount of useful discarded items that you can salvage. This is similar to how a chicken or group of chickens pick(s) at the ground to find insects to eat.

Hey man, check out 123 Anyplace Road! They're having a yard sale and the free stuff section is like chicken's pickins!

by coffee_by_the_pot July 6, 2021

I'll pick your bones

Phrase used by one friend to another to show care about such friend, but cannot be bothered to help.

Friend 1 : Help! I've fallen into a hole and broken my leg!
Friend 2 : eh, i have no rope and can't be bothered to find it in this woods...
Friend 1 : Please! I'll die if you leave me here
Friend 2: I'm kinda busy, so I'm gonna go home right now, i'll pick your bones later

by Crispy Spicy February 3, 2023

H. R. Pickens

The only man who came close to breaking Abraham H. Parnassus, but then proceeded to be grinded into the ground and buried by his rival because he was weak. Abraham then seduced his granddaughter and filled her belly with his festering seed, and sired a boy, his last revenge against H. R. Do not be weak like H. R. Pickens.

You are weak like H. R. Pickens

by Abraham H. Parnassus February 19, 2022