Skip to main content

pokeypenn

a white cat with orange hair wearing a yellow sweater

DO NOT APPROACH AT ALL COSTS
Person 1: Hey look at my cool cat

Person 2: That's pokeypenn

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK (Grabs it by the head and throws it at a nearby wall)
by scrimbobimbo April 12, 2022
mugGet the pokeypenn mug.

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.
Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy
by Dyldonator May 12, 2022
mugGet the Pokey mug.

Pikesville Syndrome

the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.
"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"
by docstrangelove May 25, 2022
mugGet the Pikesville Syndrome mug.

Piker

A pejorative term for a person, containing multiple negative implications and associations.
Implications include:
1. Low-class economically and/or socially (similar to calling someone a rube)
2. Unreliable and likely to back-out of an intent to buy or hire (comparable to calling someone a "tire kicker")
3. Dishonest, especially in matters of business or money
4. A vagrant or wanderer
5. A person from the New-Jersey Turnpike area

6. Cheap and miserly (due to the presence of tolls on the New-Jersey Turnpike)

The term derives from both the British slang "Pikey" (a derisive term for Gypsies), as well as the more modern American associations with the New-Jersey Turnpike area.
That company tried to nickel-and-dime me on salary negotiations. What a bunch of Pikers!
by gg8rate May 26, 2022
mugGet the Piker mug.

Pokey

A knife 🔪
Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me
by Negrokiller June 18, 2022
mugGet the Pokey mug.

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.
I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy
by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022
mugGet the Pinkeye by proxy mug.

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
mugGet the Pokey bum posh asphixi crank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email