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Moke Philosophy

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019
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philip hamilton

A fox
My god, you're a fox. ((To Philip Hamilton))
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Philza

Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.

He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.
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philosophia

Philosophy (from Greek φιλοσοφία, philosophia, literally "love of wisdom") is the study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language.
Ashley has a love for Wisdom. You’d call that Philosophia.
by _msashraza May 31, 2018
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Phillip Hamilton

a pure angel who didn’t deserve to die so young. We love you Phillip xoxo
George Eacker shot Phillip Hamilton because he’s a dICK FUCK YOU GEORGE.
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Philipp

A wonderful person and the best boy that exists.

He´s intelligent, handsome, athletic and funny.
You should keep him in your life. He will always take care of you.

He will always love you, maybe as a friend, best friend or lover. You can sit with him on a roof and talk about life at 2 A.M. He´s the one you will be happy with because he´s funny, cute, romantic, and loyal. Even if he hurts you, he will never stop thinking of you because you are important to him.

He has an amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything.
The way he looks at you, the way he talks to you and the way he laughs, it´s just perfect.
Keep him in your life.
Girl 1: "Wow, he looks adorable. Who is that?"
Girl 2: "Oh, you mean Philipp? He´s just the best person that exists."
by lalapeyton January 30, 2017
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Philosophical Moderate

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).
James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.
by ModernMichael June 11, 2020
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