Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021

Poogum Patch

A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.

Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.

by anonymous June 14, 2021

pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt

Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t

by Ppb June 18, 2021

Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.

"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."

by Cullen johnson May 13, 2005

Voracity Patch

An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.

I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.

by Magzz June 1, 2004

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.

She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol

by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024