Voracity Patch

An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.

I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.

by Magzz June 1, 2004

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

Patch

To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out

"Freya keeps texting me loads of bullshit"
"Just patch her"

by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017

Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012

Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.

X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022