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J.P. Morganed

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008
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MRS.P

mrs p is a very cheetah leader teacher. she always gives us cornell notes and teaches us about history. she is a role model for all cheetah girls. her fellow cheetahs teacher us about punnet squares and solving for x. thank you mrs p for guiding us through election year and teaching us all about civics. you are very cheetah and the best cheetah in the world. thank you for spreading the cheetah word and living on the chesty legacy forever
Mrs.p gave me knowledge about civics and cheetahs through Cornell notes she is so helpful.
by Obomamama September 24, 2021
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The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"
by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017
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P.E. vs Maths

P.E. lessons always are taken away by Math teachers.
P.E. vs Maths:
Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
Students: Oh noooooo
(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!
by Lily Pig June 17, 2021
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R.I.P. my boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
by SmooveD March 13, 2011
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Micheal P

The one and only god of Youtube
People thinks he is 11 years old because he always uses potato for his mic and his inaudible screams are better than Pewdiepie

(But the truth is Micheal P achieved maximum enlightenment in 2007 thus trapping him in 2007 forever. But his powers are far more superior than anything we have seen (Even stronger than yung upgrade and chin chin) so he sends secret messages through meme videos so the ones with exreme intellectual power and loyalty would free him from eternal time trap)
Micheal P is the one and only god.
Fuck you, my loyalty for Micheal P is everlasting
You can go and suck as much as horse cock possible, but i am busy decoding the codes to save the True god Micheal P.
Oh, Micheal P. Your inaudible screams are music to my ears
by Honest Game Reviews June 20, 2018
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