Detroit Oil Change
"Man, last night, I gave Amber a Detroit Oil Change for the first time and that sick fuck loved every second of it."
Detroit Oil Change by Mattthewx June 12, 2006
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japani oil
Japani Oil is a sensual way to relieve exhausted or fatigued muscles. Japani oil is a traditional preparation that contains the time tested herbs which are known for their medicinal properties and therapeutic use. Traditionally, Japani oil for men is used by men to improve and stimulate libido and increase vigor.
japani oil by Ava queen of heaven January 11, 2018
Salvation Snake Oil
Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
Salvation Snake Oil by WTF2011 August 19, 2011
Drilling for oil
Drilling for oil by Jiggly-jizzly69 October 20, 2017
Drilling for oil
Guy: "I want to put my dick inside of you SO bad!"
Girl: "Not unless you mind drilling for oil."
Goy: "No...that's okay..." *goes flaccid*
Girl: "Not unless you mind drilling for oil."
Goy: "No...that's okay..." *goes flaccid*
Drilling for oil by PickleSnuffler July 8, 2010
Crude Oil
"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"
Crude Oil by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
Tijuana Oil Change
On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.
Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.
Tijuana Oil Change by helpfuladdition January 16, 2010