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How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.
Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?
by gbee93 April 9, 2011
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Chow For Now

Adapting from the chinese term of "chow" which as one of it's meanings can be the commmunication of saying bye.

A diverse form to saying, See You/Check you Later, Bon Voyage, Sayonara or all the other ways.

Chow for now - See you Later
My gratitude for the chinese meal you ordered for me mate, really was getting famished, chow for now.

This was an exhilarating time at the theme park of laughs,horrors and spews, thank you, chow for now until our next confrontation.
by SquirrelPower September 28, 2008
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I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.
Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).
by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006
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you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.
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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever
by extreme coughing November 16, 2018
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How about now?

Used in conjunction with can you see me now? to invoke rage and add insult to injury.
*Move to other side of victim and say* "How about now?"
by Random Guy July 23, 2004
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