nice shit hay

originally spoken by Shaycarls mother, mother of famous youtube celebrity Shaycarl, when he made a good shot in baseball.

Now used as a general acknowledgement when Shaycarl does something of same nature.
shaycarl owns the channels
youtube.com/shaytards
youtube.com/iphonetard
youtube.com/shaycarl
youtube.com/shayloss

grandma/tard: "nice Shit hay,,, oopps I mean nice hit Shay"

by shaytards viewer August 18, 2011

nice teeth

Nice teeth is a term guys use to tell each other there are a nice set of tits near by.

That waitress has some nice teeth! Meaning she has a nice rack.

by Kbbq October 24, 2013

Nice Pee

A sarcastic way of telling someone they tried to play it off but they are unsuccessful.
"Pee" comes from P.O. which means Play it Off.

Steve tries to steal Alans Blunt. Alan says "Nice Pee nigga trying to take my blunt"

by Dweebmann May 13, 2005

nice shoes

To say nice shoes to a girl has nothing to do with what's on their feet, but what's inside their bra. Nice shoes in other words means "nice breasts"

(big breasted girl walks by)
Dude: Damn baby... Nice shoes.
Girl: Hehe, thanks. I got them at Footlocker.
Dude: (give smile)

by Sean Dominguez June 17, 2004

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

by Jacob w June 17, 2012

Nice Cock

A term used to describe another mans genetals while also being funny. Only used for 6 inches or more. no small shlongs allowed.

As joe Swanson says in his cock raitings: WOAH NICE COCK!

by sad lil mushroom boi July 21, 2020