Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009

van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016

neshaminy

Shit hole with lots of fights. Full of slurs and fuck boys

Neshaminy is legit Porn

by PS3UDONYMfjdjxjcn April 24, 2017

Nesting

Surrounding yourself with pillows, blankets or stuffed animals.

Building a plush nest typically when lonely, stressed, or craving attention.

I miss my partner so I've been nesting on my bed.

by Meashy April 28, 2019

Ness

The younger version of the character from undertale, Sans.

Hey did you know that Ness is Sans.

by Big Toaster August 11, 2019

Sex Nest

A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.

"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."

by canneverthinkofaname April 18, 2010

Ness

A shorter version of the words: awesomeness, amazingness, and coolness.

OMG! holy frick and a half! Makinsey is so Ness!

by Makinsey May 5, 2008