A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
by jimmycakes May 26, 2016
Get the nut napkinmug. Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
Get the Nut Punchermug. The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.
“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”
by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019
Get the Scenario Nutmug. The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Get the No Nut Novemburstmug. "I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"
by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015
Get the Nut internmug. by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022
Get the Nut Gagmug. When you're having sex with someone you find unattractive and therefore have a difficult time climaxing.
by Lewd Boggs June 24, 2019
Get the Tough Nutmug.