The male equivalent to a basic girl. Typically white and looks exactly like his 3 friends Todd, Matt, and James.
by Sil0 May 13, 2020
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Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
by alex_bruin November 8, 2009
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by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009
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Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes
noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes
noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!
Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!
Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.
Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!
Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.
by FairyGirl25 May 20, 2008
Get the noory mug.By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.
People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
by The Last Gunslinger May 29, 2005
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