Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021

Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.

I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.

by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022

Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022