Rusty nail

A homeless mans penis

A homeless dude is beating his meat on the side of the road and the little girl said hey daddy what is that and he sayed of sweaty that is a rusty nail

by Omg I just had a shit break January 21, 2016

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

Rusty Nail

When you are having sex with a girl on a beach.
Then you pull out cover your dick with sand and ram it back into her vagina
It will feel like you rammed a rusty nail up inside her

I gave my girl a rusty nail

by Sharpie February 28, 2005

hammer and nail

A way of describing heavy metal couples Hammer the guy and nail the chick.

Hey man hows your nail doing?
Hey babe hows your hammer doing

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

Nail Vanish

Something that when you sniff it gets you HORNY

Why are you soo horny?
Because I have been sniffing Nail Vanish

by PeanutButterJellyTime January 14, 2008

nailpolish

Disgusting coloured paint shit that insane chicks put on their nails, because for some bizzare reason, they think it makes them look good. Goth chicks also use it, usually black or bright red, to look "hard core"...very lame, and poor confused old ladies who think that red nails are still all the rage.

shangus: OMG!!! Is that FLURO PINK nailpolish?! where did u get it?!
Barbie doll: haha! Oh. My. God, it was like, totally the last one!! I got it from like, that posh like, jewlery store that like sells like, jewlery.

by I LOVE THE JANITOR!! (aka dg (l)z lc) September 23, 2005

nail biter

A woman sexy enough that you would bite your fingernails hours after playing with her just to remember the experience.

"I can't wait until I can get home and taste my fingernails.

by vince January 14, 2004