Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Muff-fuff-in

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

by Jaclyn :3 February 21, 2009

eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009

Muff duster

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Muff Fluff

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.

john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"

by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

muff cage

being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage

Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude

by Einstein25 October 21, 2010