sketch monster

some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.

ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!

by candycanelegs September 3, 2012

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017

Vida Minute

A minute that is actually 30-60 minutes.

She will call you back in a Vida Minute because she is picking up her kids from school.

by anonymous June 5, 2017

a monster in paris

A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.

Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!

by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018