snatch master

a person who is pimp and can get pussy on the first date

check out tom he is such a snatch master he said three words and that bitch was on her knees

by Don English January 31, 2005

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009

dyke master

When a man has a girlfriend and she leaves him and becomes a lesbian.

That guy is a dyke master, all the girls he has been with have gone lez.

That guy sure knows how to make girls lesbian, what a dyke master he must be.

Here comes the dyke master, he turn cock suckers into rug munchers.

by Max Flow April 21, 2008

Ass Master

Name for someone who likes booty

Gary is the "Ass Master"

by ohplz September 29, 2004

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

Fag Master

Being A Master Of All Fagots, and Ocassionally Using Theyre Holes For Your Own Sexual Pleasure.

Ryan Fritts Takes Advantage Of All The Loose Assholes In The Crew, Because He Is The Fag Master.

by DrewThreeSixty August 31, 2010

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010