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Mixelis

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A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.

He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.

People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.

Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
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