Mile Rakita

Hi broke hoes.It's me Mile Rakita.Everyone want to be Mile.Becase he was perfect.And God created Mile for end fake people on this World.Mile doesnt know who are they,cuz theyre ugly flags.P.S Mile will help to kill snakes .Some of the fake bitches will see this and want to end Mile.But guess what "No one ends Mile"

-God , :)

WTF?Is that Mile Rakita?The king.

Mile Rakita by omgilovemyselfsmfml January 5, 2019

lightning mikes 

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

lightning mikes by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

three mile island 

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.

Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.

three mile island by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016

the mile rule 

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

the mile rule by T$mgang January 19, 2018

10,000 mile rule 

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

10,000 mile rule by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

Intergalactic Alpha Males Day 

A day where all alpha males are celebrated across all galaxies

Dave : Hey man its October 1st you know what that means
Kevin : what?
Dave : Its Intergalactic Alpha Males Day!!

Intergalactic Alpha Males Day by Wissam Ben Cheddar October 14, 2021

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

a miss is as good as a mile by Zahraa June 13, 2017