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magic box 

Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.

Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.
My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.
magic box by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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Magic Dildo 

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.
Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......
Magic Dildo by 62609 August 11, 2014

Magic the Gathering 

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!
"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

magic wand 

when you paint your penis to the colors of the rainbow and have sex. after sex you offspring will be colored
i had such a big magic wand, it was beautiful
magic wand by ad May 2, 2003

Magic Time 

'Time for a bit of magic time Now '
Magic Time by Stephane Demers June 23, 2008

Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.
(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!
Magic Weinie by Frows December 11, 2004

magic money wall 

ATM Machine, A place to withdrawel money from!
I need to go to the Magic Money Wall before I go to the casino.