minteresting

most interesting combined to create the ultimate contraction!! just a better way of speaking. Also see mexcellent.

Other person: Yo man, I just picked up an 8th of high draw, and a shitload of beans!
Me: Minteresting... set me some of that shit!
Other person: Dammit.

by KitSteel April 22, 2007

Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.

Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.

Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!

by kevin horan October 29, 2009

Big Green Monster

An extremely large penis see also Jolly Green Giant

"Hey Kevin Chambers! Show these ladies the Big Green Monster!"

by gsxr4play November 17, 2009

monster rain

A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.

Why don't you invite Jimmy Robinson over to play monster rain?

by Lil Conner May 13, 2005

Monster Energy

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018

monster

1. Big hairy thing that hides under your bed between the ages of 1 and 1O.
2. A popular energy drink made by mountain dew that pretty much gives you a headache the day after you drink it.
3. The nickname of SCLA Crip Kody Scott, who is now in San Quentin.
4. An unusually large penis.
5. An unusually large piece of shit.
6. A movie about a prostitute who kills men.
7. A slang term for the AIDS/HIV virus.
8. Anything huge; massive amounts of.
9. Awesome, cool, "beast."

1. "Daddy, I'm scared there's a monster under my bed."
2. "Man. That Monster was soo good. I'm about ready to go shoot some b-ball."
3. Kody Scott was once called a "monster" by the media, and the name stuck.
4. "Damn!! Have you seen Brody's MONSTER?!"
5. "Ah that was a monster."
6. "Have you seen the movie 'Monster?' It was horrible."
7. "Duude. Did you hear that Shafreeka has the monster?"
8. "That was a monster pool."
9. "The Saturday game was MONSTER, man." or "I'm monster at football, dude."

VARIATIONS OF THIS WORD:
monstrous
monstrosity
monstro
monsta(h)
monsters
monstered
monstering

by blondette x love March 17, 2007