Laminate Licker

A term used to describe someone who licks shaved vagina. An antonym of Rug Muncher. Can also be used as an insult to lesbians.

"Emmas a dirty laminate licker!"

"Edward often engages in laminate licking"

by TheMrCRAZY April 20, 2010

Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Sticker Licker

In South Australia, a sticker licker refers to a parking ticket officer.

I got done by the sticker licker the other day, I was 5 minutes too late

by dglad4 March 29, 2013

Phone Licker

Noun. Derogatory.

1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child

2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.

John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.

by Mo_Shift_Fo August 18, 2013

thot locked

When you put a thot on blast by telling her where she is in life.

Dang gurl she just got thot locked.

by Gobestar June 26, 2014

tire licker

A whore usually found at car meet that gets passed around more than your drift spares at a event with your buddy's. usually wearing leggings and busted ass uggs that have more camber than your first 240. Claims she likes cars but drives a stock civic.

My dude at the meets always picks up tire lickers.

by Nikkafuckyall February 2, 2017

Window Licker

A child with a disease in the head; One who rides a short bus

Mayor Wright Loves Window Lickers

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018