moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.
1.red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.the desert oasis!
3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til 2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.

person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.

by zofo July 1, 2008

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lake mary high school

A high school in seminole county that has a bunch of white rich kids and a bunch of black poor kids. The football team is bad, and the cheerleaders are very egotistical and bitchy like most are. The band is full of a bunch of untalented rejects that can't do any sports or any other clubs because they are such losers. The principal is a pretty cool guy, besides being a fake politician that everyone can see through. The teachers are really good, but there are always crazy ones. The students are usually pretty respectful, unless they are poor and come from a miserable household. The biggest slut's first name is Terra, and the most stupid, fake girl is Kira. The coolest guy is Ivan. The end.

"Hey, you know that girl at lake mary high school that has sex with any black guy that walks her direction?"---- "Yeah, Terra of course. Doesn't her friend, Kira, have some kind of excess plaque problem in her mouth and a ringworm on her but?" "You bet!

by Glass of wine June 19, 2011

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Lake City

A shitty little shithole of a town that happens to be stuck in the past and is full of mainly Redneck/trailor trash/prick/ Jesus fanatics who don't know their head from their ass. It would at least bring them some confidence to " learn how to spell "and to have " better hygiene " most of the people with sense that live there are looking forward to growing up and getting the hell out of that place.

The worst place you could ever visit is lake city.

by MLTTG February 11, 2013

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lake travis

very wealthy surburban area with rich kids who like to party and brag about their four football championships. everyone's parents are alcoholics, students die from drugs and alcohol at least once a month, teachers drink and sleep with students, and that drug dealer from a ridiculously wealthy family killed two UT students. Why go away to school when you can live in your parents guest house, go out on the lake every day, and party every night.

bill: jenna acts like she expects everything to be done for her
me: well yeah, she's from lake travis

by zetababy July 25, 2011

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Clear Lake

Welcome to Clear Lake Iowa, the home of the plane crash site for Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Richie Vallen. Also home to a beautiful lake that is only 12 feet deep, and home to some of the most rude people on the planet.

Welcome to Clear Lake it sucks here!

by jessjess0310 October 27, 2008

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Lake Station

A small city in Indiana bordered by Gary, Portage, New Chicago and Hobart. Commonly referred to as "Snake Nation," or "Skank Nation," Lake Station is home to Edison High School (class of 2006 is by far the best class ever,) and River Forest High School. River Forest blows ass. The Ingots? Come on.
Other perks of living in Lake Station include: DreamGirls/Deja Vu, 200 bars, numerous gangs (GD, Folks, Latin Kings, Vice Lords, and the occasional Blood,) and of course, Johnny's Gas Station.
People from Lake Station are inherently awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree is probably some pussy from Hobart or Portage. We love them anyway.

K: "You're pretty ghetto. Are you from Gary?"

O: "Nah, fam. I'm from Lake Station. LSI fo' life."

K: "Oh. Did you go to Edison or River Forest?"

O: "Edison. Fo sho."

K: "Fucking awesome."

by RepresentLSI_219 March 5, 2009

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