Lancaster University

A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.

Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"

Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"

Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."

Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"

by ebilnoob May 26, 2018

Memory Lane

A figure of speech. It means to remember something

Let's take a trip down Memory Lane while we listen to this old classic song.

by SoBBe January 27, 2007

land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008

Lanah

Lanah is a beautiful girl. She doesn’t trust many with her secrets. She is very smart, competitive, and loving. She has many friends and everyone loves her. She puts everyone else before her. You need a Lanah.

OMG that girls my best friend she’s such a Lanah.

by CoolDude14567 December 27, 2017

Lanni

A beautiful girl who works hard and is a great friend. She gives up her time to help people who are in a bad way. She studies hard but parties hard too, when you can get her to cut loose and drink too much.

Did you guys see Lanni last night at Norm's?

Yeah, she was singing Gaga songs like a pro!

by Vanmundygar June 13, 2011

Left Lane Dick

A general term for anyone found cruising in the passing (left) lane, holding up the normal flow of traffic.

"I would have been on time, but I got stuck behind Left Lane Dick on the way here"

by 95onI95 June 5, 2004

Lannan

A youtuber who makes half-decent youtube videos.

Lazarbeam is a lannan.

by yummydirt October 24, 2016