Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.

Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.

by conc000 October 25, 2011

stink king

The person who can light up an entire room with one exhilaration of gas

yo i heard kevin hart was the stink king he farted and made the entire cast evacuate

by stink king December 12, 2018

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

King Joshua

Name of the King of Octavia, someone who is kind and forgiving to everyone around him and never fails to keep you smiling and do his best ♡ Also known as; Lord R.A.M, Joshy, My Snorlax ☆ It is the name of someone worth fighting for. Someone to love.

"I would wait a thousand years to find my King Joshua"

by Lady-Zuriel August 1, 2018